Wednesday, February 6, 2013

New Girl" - "Table 34" - Review

There are certain moments a television series can never really escape from. Whether you’re a fan of the Jess and Nick kiss from last week’s “Cooler” or not, that moment is going to color everything the series does from this point forward. There’s no going back from it.

Cece and Schmidt is a similar pairing that once brought together it irrevocably changed how the show would handle those two characters. We’re still seeing the ripple effects from them dating and eventually breaking up. If the show were to have opened up the possibility that they may have sought relationships (at least meaningful ones) with other people, maybe we could have been lulled into a false sense of security. But Cece was never truly interested in Robbie, and Schmidt has either been numbing the pain from losing her or chasing after her. So is it really surprised they’re back together? 

I’m a shipper so I can dig it, but I’d prefer a potential coupling be brought together or torn apart in meaningful or interesting ways. Cece and Schmidt’s coupling was handled decently to begin with and the break up (though it could have been handled better) was well-played. But what’s the point if it’s all inevitable; if the plot so blatantly is spelling out that hey these two are gonna date! Case in point: was there ever any doubt as to Cece and Schmidt at least hooking up again (and likely getting back together)? No. The stars have been aligning to achieve exactly that since the beginning of the season.

The Nick-Jess side of the episode though is much more interesting. The series handles it smartly; jumping in immediately from where we last left off, and giving us a glimpse of the morning after where equally panicked Nick and Jess are trying to wrap their head around the kiss. It’s that moment we’ve all had in life. Where some holy shit piece of drama lands in our lap, and we’re now forced to confront what the hell we’re to do now. They both decide to go talk to the other, but this leads to them bumping into eachother awkwardly in the hallway. Nick “panic moondances” away (an amusing reoccurring gag retconned in) back into his room. 

It appears as if the two plan to put this real talk til later, but of course the fates that be end up bringing together everyone; this time at an “Indian Wedding Convention” of all places. Cece is continuing her quest for a nice Indian guy that she should realize by now is doomed, Schmidt is continuing his attempts to win back Cece, Nick and Jess are put onto a collision course to deal with the problem, and Winston is just along for the ride, glowing after having great sex the previous night with an absent Brenda Song. 

What’s great about this scenario is that Nick and Jess don’t run head long into eachother’s arms. When Jess keeps denying her feelings for Nick as she’s recounting the ordeal with Cece, we know that she’s lying (“I saw through space and time for a minute,” she says with hyperbole) but we can understand where it’s coming from. She’s become very close with Nick (and all her roommates) and she doesn’t want to screw everything up. On top of which, she’s still dating someone (nonentity Sam – but still another person none-the-less), and it would just be mean and cruel (and totally out of character) for Jess to immediately break things off with him. But at the same time, Jess doesn’t take the out here when Nick comments how the kiss was equivalent to “kissing a cousin”. When you have feelings for someone it will fuck with whatever intentions and plans you may have. And so Jess chooses to complicate things further and act inquisitive and doubtful about the kiss meaning nothing; “It must have meant something,” she says.  

This tickles Nick’s fancy: Jess’ fixation has got to mean the kiss was significant to her. “Admit the kiss meant something to you!” Nick keeps repeating. The accusation isn’t completely about feelings they may have for eachother; instead, it’s, in part, a back to basics return for the dynamics between these two. They quibble and fight like siblings on a regular basis, and, in this instance, they project their typical one-ups-man-ship onto the complications of their kiss. The arguing and pettiness of course is concealing the obvious that they do have feelings, but the timing is terrible. Even when Sam is gone, it doesn’t form an easy opening for Nick to swoop in and take advantage of. No, it just makes him look like more of a jerk than he already does. 

And how about that hug at episode’s end? It’s so awkward; it almost makes you want to squirm. 

Awkwardness should exist though. That’s realistic for what might happen in the wake of two friends kissing and regretting it. You can try to put a bandaid on it, but the cut still remains.

Stray Observations:
-“I didn’t even use my hands”
-“I didn’t even kiss him back… Fine! I kissed him back”
-Previous awkward moonwalk away occasion: “Man, terrorism …”
-Schmidt’s limited Hindi knowledge imparts such verbal gems as “Can you tell me where the white person’s toilet is?”
-Nick tells Winston about kissing Jess and he proceeds to punch him in the balls.
-“I miss your body and the things I used to do to it… I’m talking about sex”
-Cece’s most notable modeling gig was in a Lil’ Wayne music video where she was “the girl throwing strawberries in slow motion”
-“I always thought we’d go bowling before we went to an Indian wedding convention”
-“I’m a man. Pink robes are my catnip!”
-“I will Cal-cut-a bitch!”
-“Is there another doctor in the house ? … With this crowd I’m sure there is”

Grade: A

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