Hugo has been a massive pain in Bob’s ass, constantly
finding the most minor of infractions to hold against him. Bob wishes he didn’t
have to deal with him. When Hugo goes to close down a nude beach with health
violations, he ends up turning into a convert of the nudist lifestyle and abandoning
his post as health inspector. A new, much more lenient health inspector Tommy
shows up and befriends Bob. Tommy’s a little weird, but he’s making life at the
restaurant so much easier that Bob is forced to tolerate him. But Tommy keeps
asking favor after favor, until he’s staging a rock and roll show at the restaurant.
Only problem is that Tommy is God-awful. He sings songs about his daddy issues
and how good he is at sex, and drives away customers (except Teddy who is oddly
loyal). Bob knows that this can’t last much longer, but when he breaks the news
to Tommy, he doesn’t take it well, he pulls some rat poop out of his pocket
(which apparently has been there the whole time), and shuts the restaurant down.
The only way for Bob to save the restaurant is to convince Hugo to become a
health inspector again. Hugo takes up a bet where if Bob wins the nude decathlon,
he’ll return. So Bob out of sheer desperation strips down and does every event
before losing in the final round to Hugo. Hugo however realizes that he wants
it to be him and not some other person who shuts down Bob’s restaurant and so
rescues the place.
The Belcher children meanwhile see an easy way to make cash,
exploiting horny teenage boys’ desire to see nude women. They find a great
vantage point of the beach and Tyler (who, played by Aziz Ansari, helped Bob
play videogames in “Burgerboss”) provides them with a telescope (“basically the
Hubble for boobies”) for them to check out the action. The boys are initially
turned off because its nudity in all its ugly, messy glory, but Louise (in an
exceptional, hilarious monologue) sells it: this is better than the nudity in
magazines, THIS IS REAL LIFE! The kids end up raking in a lot of dough, even
taking bets on the nude decathlon.
The series is so willing to show people doing things (things
that other shows might make out to be bad or weird or wrong) and then doesn’t
judge them for it. Bob and Linda have been shown to drink A LOT. Louise has
practically tried to kill people on more than one occasion. And the kids are
seen here ripping off people they know, while multiple characters choose to go
to the nude beach and get naked. But it never makes a statement about the nude
beach; it never goes out of its way to suggest that nude beaches are weird or
wrong. It just makes them out to be a matter of life. In some places there happens
to be nude beaches. If someone wants to go there, who are we to judge? The nude
beach is almost an afterthought actually. So much of the episode is dealing
with Bob putting up with Tommy and his antics that the nude beach, which felt
like it would be the driving force for the story, is sidelined.
Stray Observations:
-“Hands off my hands government!”
-“That’s how vendors sold food in the Bible” “Don’t bring
religion into this!”
-Andre Royo (aka Bubbles from The Wire) appears in the training video on how to wash your hands.
-“It’s like the Internet but outside!”
-“We’ll be like the Louis and Clarke of nudity”
-“Where’s your fanny pack?” Hugo pulls up his belly fat to
reveal his fanny pack.
-“We’re bushwhacking the a trail to the nude overlook”
-“He’s the new Hugo” “Well, there’s only one Hugo”
-“No sweat off our ass!” – Belcher children are totally cool
with cursing.
-“Do you like rock?” “Like rock … music … yea” – Great delivery
by H. Jon Benjamin.
-“I think dad just got to second base with that guy”
-Louise’s sales pitch: “All the dingles! All the dongles”
-“You strike me as more of an indoor nerd”
-Tommy’s other song: “That Elderly Prostitute” –An instance where
saying is better than showing.
-The superimposing of Tommy singing over the nude beach was
really weird.
-Tommy doesn’t even bother dumping the rat poop out of the
bag; he drops the bag on the ground.
-Tommy is now at Jimmy Pesto’s. How kind of Hugo.
Grade: B
What did everyone else think?
What did everyone else think?